Sunday, January 13, 2013

Portland Wrestling Uncut T.V. recap - 1/12/13

-Don Coss & Roddy Piper open the show. The show is SO much better when Piper is on commentary, which is probably why he has been lately.

-Joe V interviews Daivari in the ring.  He is furious with Big Ugly, even saying Ugly is a thief like all Mexicans.  Big Ugly comes out, heads up into the bleachers with the crowd, and makes some jokes about being a Mexican.  They trash talk and set up a match for later in the show.

-Match #1 - Making the Cut
Jorel Nelson defeated Christopher Ryseck via pinfall with a Downward Spiral.  If you want Nelson to get a spot on the roster, visit the PWU twitter or facebook and let them know.

-Joe V interviews the Blanchard Brothers.  Bubba introduces their new life coach, Mr. Ooh La La, who is there to repair the brothers relationship.  Jeremy is not happy about this.  

-Flashback: Clip of Scotty the Body (Raven) picking up a win over Beetlejuice (Art Barr) with a handful of tights (I'd guess from 1989)

-Joe V interviews Quiz & CJ Edwards: after reviewing footage of their loss to Colt Toombs & Pat Large last week, Toombs was not the legal man when he scored the pinfall because he missed the tag by an inch.  Quiz wants Toombs and Large to come out and explain themselves, which they do.   Joe V keeps asking Toombs if he was legal, but Large interrupts and says he was.  Toombs finally admits he wasn't legal and gives the match to Quiz and Edwards, which seems like terrible logic. If the finish was disputed, shouldn't there be a rematch, not automatically giving the losers the match?

-Match #2 - Tag Team Title Tournament Semi-Finals
The Blanchard Brothers (w/ Mr. Ooh La La) defeated Quiz & CJ Edwards when Jeremy pinned Edwards after a Canadian Destroyer

-Joe V interviews Wade BY GOD Hess, Exile, and the Grappler. Hess still isn't happy about teaming with Exile and wishes he could team with Thunder (which isn't possible since the storyline is the promoters won't allow Thunder to wrestle due to injury, and will fine him $1,000 and suspend his wrestling license if he does). Thunder comes out and argues with Grappler, who has Thunder removed by security. 

-Match #3 - Tag Team Title Tournament Semi-Finals
Wade BY GOD Hess & Exile (w/ the Grappler) defeated Caden Matthews & DeMarcus James when Hess pinned James after a lariat.  The story here is that Hess and Exile don't like each other, which makes sense, since tag team partners should ALWAYS hate each other.  Exile destroys James with a powerbomb. Hess steals the tag and finishes him with the lariat. Grappler tries to raise both men's arms, but Hess wants nothing to do with it and storms off.

-Match #4 - PNW Heavyweight Championship
PNW champ Daivari wrestled Big Ugly (from Mexican Samoa) to a TV time limit draw
Coss says this is a main event even at Madison Square Garden. Even Piper sounded embarrassed by that one. Ugly had Daivari in a crazy leg lock submission hold. The time limit ran out and the bell rang a split second before Daivari tapped out. Daivari got this belt back and retreated.

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